• The barrier between Israel and Gaza is the only thing that prevents Hamas’ genocidal maniacs from storming the kibbutzes and towns in southern Israel, and beyond, and murdering civilian adults and children at will. This is why Hamas diverted the billions of dollars in “humanitarian aid” money – intended to feed, house, educate and provide medical care to Gaza’s people – and instead used this money to construct hundreds of terror tunnels, which cost the lives of at least 150 Gazan children. And as was recently discovered, Hamas also used some of that money to plan and fund the murders of three Israeli teenagers.

• Arianna’s personal “borders:” Arianna complained about environments that create a distinction between “the super-rich, who live behind gates with guards protecting their kids from kidnapping, and the rest of us.” She made this statement while living in an 8,000 square foot mansion, protected by electric gates – and while being personally protected by private security guards at public appearances. (Most recently, she lived in a security-protected, $32,000-per-month townhouse, to which the owner accused her of doing $275,000 worth of damage.)

• HuffPost‘s racial “borders:” Since the Tea Party first emerged in 2009, HuffPost (which has repeatedly claimed to be a “nonpartisan” newspaper) has been falsely claiming it is “racist.” Yet as a detailed 2010 investigative blog article documented, the Tea Party was far more racially diverse than HuffPost. In fact, HuffPost was so lily-white that its Christmas picture looked like a veritable Ku Klux Klan rally. Judging from recent pictures of HuffPost‘s New York newsroom, it doesn’t look like things have changed much.

HuffPost Lilly White Office. Photo: Peg Fitzpatrick.

Hey Arianna! Tear down your “borders,” first!

As neither Hamas nor Fatah have a strong presence in the Western hemisphere yet, though, to test her theory on herself, Arianna would have to find a gang that employs similarly barbaric violence to achieve its objectives. One gang that certainly fits this bill is Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13).  (How violent is MS-13?  Watch this National Geographic documentary.)

• Arianna, just imagine how much your life could be enriched by having some of these fine, upstanding MS-13 members share your posh New York apartment, where they would enjoy “free movement and access to space and resources” — such as your bedroom, bank account, refrigerator, entertainment center and bar?  Think of how proud and “liberal” you’ll feel when you have security keycards made up for all your MS-13 housemates, so they can walk into and out of your apartment building at will (no borders!). (And think how “progressive” you’ll feel when you can call any of your neighbors who express discomfort with your actions “racists!”)
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• Think of how much HuffPost‘s offices would benefit by shedding its lily-white racial image, and integrating MS-13’s distinctive take on Hispanic culture, into its own!
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• Arianna, you are notorious for profiting from the labor of thousands of unpaid writers, including children. Think of how many MS-13 members may have skills that are just waiting to be fully developed, and exploited, to benefit HuffPost?  Why, you could create a veritable HuffPost “dream team” of “no-borders” interns, that you might not even have to pay!

Dream Team. Photo: Huff Watcher.

• Think of how much the MS-13 members might help to redeem your and female HuffPost staffers’ faith in men! After all, you recently gave several days of front page coverage to a “news” story about the offensive comments that men in New York made to your female staffers, just for walking on the sidewalks?  These MS-13 males might have a thing or two to say about the way females should be treated (and properly tattooed, whether they like it or not)!

In conclusion, Arianna, if you really believe in the advice you so prominently gave to Israel, you should have absolutely no reason not to reach out to MS-13 members as suggested. If you do, give it sixty days or so, then let us know how your little experiment turned out.